Starr's and Rainbow's...

Well I never thought I'd be writing about a reality show, but damn The Amazing Race's Starr is a twelve and a half.

She's a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, I'd post a pic, but I have yet to find one that looks as good as she does on the show. I'm not entirely sure why that is.

It could be that she just looks better stressed out. She gets this pouty look on her face. All cute and worried and you just want to console her.

I never thought I'd be into a reality show. I don't watch them. I'm proud I don't watch them.

I blame my mother. Like a good dago boy I go home for Sunday dinner every week. My mom watches "the Race" before Cold Case. Cold Case is a great show based out of Philly, basically CSI Philly. Being the good son I am, I watch "the Race" with her. It's actually been very entertaining and I'm routing for Starr and her gay brother. I'm not sure if her brother is gay, but he sings in an off Broadway musical so I figure it's a good guess.

Anyway... Good luck Starr. I hope you win. Me and my penis wish you luck.